Conversation I heard in the club.

Shy Guy: Hey there..

Random Guy: Hey what's up?

Shy Guy: Nothing much, just wanted to say you are really cute.

Random Guy: Thanks dude!

Shy Guy: So, are you here with anyone?

Random Guy: Yeah, my girlfriend just went to the washroom.

Shy Guy: Oh God, I'm sorry, didn't know you were straight.

Random Guy: That's alright it's cool.

Shy Guy: You don't mind me calling you cute?

Random Guy: A compliment is a compliment no matter who it comes from.